I had a dream during the summer. In the dream there's a sexy lobbyist and she's dealing with some congressmen. The lobbyist and the congressmen go off to a hotel room to (one can assume) engage each other sexually. The lobbyist changes in to some sexy lingerie and the chubby congressmen are ready to get down. These congressmen get their jollies by beating up women, so they tie the lobbyist (who is totally cool with this) to a chair. Then they start punching the fuck out of her face. Eventually her face starts bruising, but she never asks them to stop. Then her eye pops out. (I repeat. Her... Eye... Pops... Out.) The congressmen don't seem to care and are laughing throughout the beating and the lobbyist is all calm and cool about it. Then chunks of her skin start flying off her face and eventually her head becomes just a skull with patches of blond hair on top.
I woke up after that and thought, HOW THE FUCK DID I COME UP WITH THAT? I mean, it was my dream, so I imagined that shit. What the hell? And when did my dreams start becoming vaguely political? This adult shit is some bullshit.
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Isaiah
Saturday, December 5, 2009
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Still watching that snuff shit?!
ReplyDeleteIt's the only way I can get it up.
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ReplyDeletewas the name of the blog planned to work with people following it? if so, you sir are a genius. when i clicked follow it said 'Follow That Impossible Dream' and i got hella motivated to live my life to the fullest. which includes following this blog.
ReplyDeleteThat never entered my mind. It was just a happy, miraculous accident.
ReplyDeleteI FIGURED OUT THE DAMN COMMENT SYSTEM FINALLY.
ReplyDeleteI HAVE TO ACCEPT THIRD PARTY COOKIES FOR SOME REASON.