Fruit Opinions

I've had 25 years and 10 months to contemplate fruit.  Here are my findings:

Apples - Great
Unless it's a Red Delicious or a Green, then you've got to take it on a case by case basis. Get a Fuji in your life, man.

Pears - Good
Only Bartletts though.  I'm weary of those other kinds, like an old white man who sees a black family moving in down the street.

Bananas - BOSS shit!
Overshadowed and underrated.

Oranges - Okay
I don't really dig on citrus, unless it's just the juice.

Peaches - Good
I can rarely find a ripe one, but when I do...that's whassup.

Grapes - Good
Seedless reds are the King Koopa to the seeded greens Goomba.

Pineapple - Great
You rarely go wrong with pineapple.

Melon Rankings:
Watermelon>>>Honeydew>Cantaloupe

And there you have it.