I've had 25 years and 10 months to contemplate fruit. Here are my findings:
Apples - Great
Unless it's a Red Delicious or a Green, then you've got to take it on a case by case basis. Get a Fuji in your life, man.
Pears - Good
Only Bartletts though. I'm weary of those other kinds, like an old white man who sees a black family moving in down the street.
Bananas - BOSS shit!
Overshadowed and underrated.
Oranges - Okay
I don't really dig on citrus, unless it's just the juice.
Peaches - Good
I can rarely find a ripe one, but when I do...that's whassup.
Grapes - Good
Seedless reds are the King Koopa to the seeded greens Goomba.
Pineapple - Great
You rarely go wrong with pineapple.
Melon Rankings:
Watermelon>>>Honeydew>Cantaloupe
And there you have it.
Friday, August 6, 2010
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fuji's are the royalty of apples
ReplyDeletei don't care what the fruit clint eastwood says, asian pears are the shit.
bananas are definitely boss shit. i think my love for bananas alone proves the evolutionary link to monkeys.
nectarines>peaches. nectarines are all natural gastronomical mouthsex. sweeter and without fuzz
i love all those melons. for me i think it depends on the time of the day. honeydew/cantaloupe rule the morning
I will look into Asian pears and non-ethnic nectarines. I've recently realized that I don't like the fuzz of peaches, so that part of the nectarine really piques my interest.
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