Friday, August 6, 2010

Fruit Opinions

I've had 25 years and 10 months to contemplate fruit.  Here are my findings:

Apples - Great
Unless it's a Red Delicious or a Green, then you've got to take it on a case by case basis. Get a Fuji in your life, man.

Pears - Good
Only Bartletts though.  I'm weary of those other kinds, like an old white man who sees a black family moving in down the street.

Bananas - BOSS shit!
Overshadowed and underrated.

Oranges - Okay
I don't really dig on citrus, unless it's just the juice.

Peaches - Good
I can rarely find a ripe one, but when I do...that's whassup.

Grapes - Good
Seedless reds are the King Koopa to the seeded greens Goomba.

Pineapple - Great
You rarely go wrong with pineapple.

Melon Rankings:
Watermelon>>>Honeydew>Cantaloupe

And there you have it.

2 comments:

  1. fuji's are the royalty of apples

    i don't care what the fruit clint eastwood says, asian pears are the shit.

    bananas are definitely boss shit. i think my love for bananas alone proves the evolutionary link to monkeys.

    nectarines>peaches. nectarines are all natural gastronomical mouthsex. sweeter and without fuzz

    i love all those melons. for me i think it depends on the time of the day. honeydew/cantaloupe rule the morning

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  2. I will look into Asian pears and non-ethnic nectarines. I've recently realized that I don't like the fuzz of peaches, so that part of the nectarine really piques my interest.

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