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A Quickie

-I've been liking Kanye's GOOD Friday output.  "Monster" is my favorite so far.  And the video for "Power" and its remix have made me come around on the song.  On the flip side, towards the end "Lord Lord Lord" gets a little self-indulgent on the singers' part for my tastes.

-"I Need You" is currently my favorite Beatles track.

-I recently realized that I have remarkably high self-esteem for someone who has done essentially nothing with his life.  I think I'm proud of that.

-Here's a few quick reviews of the last 4 movies I've seen:

Easy A - 6/10
I want to see Emma Stone in more stuff, but this movie didn't do it for me.  It's probably because it was made for 15 year old girls.


Brain Damage - 7.5/10
Fuckdiculous.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - 9/10
In the theater I went to, the screen was slightly blurry, and only the speaker above the screen worked, but I still loved the movie.  If the theater I was in wasn't so shitty, I probably would have gotten hard.

The Other Guys - 8/10
If you don't like Will Ferrell, this won't change your mind.  I do like Will Ferrell though, so this movie worked for me.  I felt like Mark Wahlberg pulled his comedic weight too.

-I recently named one of my fantasy football teams "The Friendly Smile Brigade."  I felt that more people should know that.

That is all.

Fruit Opinions

I've had 25 years and 10 months to contemplate fruit.  Here are my findings:

Apples - Great
Unless it's a Red Delicious or a Green, then you've got to take it on a case by case basis. Get a Fuji in your life, man.

Pears - Good
Only Bartletts though.  I'm weary of those other kinds, like an old white man who sees a black family moving in down the street.

Bananas - BOSS shit!
Overshadowed and underrated.

Oranges - Okay
I don't really dig on citrus, unless it's just the juice.

Peaches - Good
I can rarely find a ripe one, but when I do...that's whassup.

Grapes - Good
Seedless reds are the King Koopa to the seeded greens Goomba.

Pineapple - Great
You rarely go wrong with pineapple.

Melon Rankings:
Watermelon>>>Honeydew>Cantaloupe

And there you have it.

Blog Classics: The Greatness that is CHEATERS

I recently came to the conclusion that I am my biggest fan. I imagine that no one has read or liked the stuff I've written more than I do.  So with that, I'm starting a regular feature that showcases what I believe to be my greatest works.  Welcome to blog classics.

The New Thing: Chubby Checker

I'm about to let you in on The New Thing going around that's about to sweep the nation.*  You're going to want to get in on this on the ground floor, because if you start doing this once it goes mainstream, you're going to be so streets behind in the eyes of everyone.  Even your pastor.

The Fermi Paradox

I'm interested in space exploration, aliens and the expansiveness (it's a word, I looked it up) of the universe.  Weird as it sounds, I like learning about things that make life on Earth seem insignificant in the grand scheme of things (weird, right?).  Anyways, I was surfing an internet message board and a user started talking about something called The Fermi Paradox.

A rant about fighting robots

I've had a thought on my mind for a while.  It's an inkling that I had while watching Transformers, realized when I watched Iron Man, confirmed when I watched Transformers 2, and something I decided I had to rant about after watching Iron Man 2.  I HATE watching robots fight.